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        David L. Sutton
  Driving my daughter to middle school She brushes her hair
 I listen to the radio
 A member of the punditocracy rants
 The President is wrong yet again
 "Where's my makeup?"
 A touch of panic in her voice
 "You look nice."
 "No, I don't."
 She hides her face in her hands
 "What's the matter?"
 "I can't go to school looking like this."
 "Looking like what?"
 "Like this! Can't you see?"
 She turns her woman-child face toward me
 "You look beautiful."
 "No, I don't!"
 Now come the tears
 I grumble and mumble and check my watch
 No time for this detour
 More grumbling, more mumbling
 I turn the wheel and head for home
 At the house she dashes inside
 The seconds pass
 She emerges with a small bag
 We continue our journey in silence
 She applies her makeup
 A small bottle of foundation and clear lip gloss
 I listen to the radio
 A stock market report
 The Dow is up, while the Nasdaq is down
 In the school office I sign the logbook
 She gets a hall pass
 We linger for a moment
 "Bye, Dad."
 "Bye, Alison."
 "I love you, Dad."
 "I love you, Alison."
 "See you this afternoon."
 "O.K."
 She walks to her classroom
 I walk to my car
 Puberty is hell
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